Meet A Burnt Part Boy – Jayson Speters!

Jake PhotoWe’ve recently begun rehearsals for the Northland premiere of THE BURNT PART BOYS, opening August 8th (and brought to you in part by the fine folks at Visit Duluth and Kevin O’Brien Realty)!

 

This fantastic musical is brand-new to the region, and much of our stellar cast is brand-new to Renegade. So, we thought we’d spend some blog time in the weeks leading up to the show giving you a chance to meet the cast.

 

First up is Jayson Speters!

 

Tell us a little about you.

 

I moved to Duluth two years ago from Salt Lake City, Utah where I was born and raised. It was in Utah, at the age of 15 that I was first introduced to the theatre and I haven’t been able to stay away since. Some of my favorite credits from Utah include Danny Zuko in Grease and Corny Collins in a regional production of Hairspray. Since attending UMD I’ve been fortunate to learn through many great roles including Jason in Medea, Father O’Reilly in Do Black Patent Leather Shoes Really Reflect Up?, and Danny in Kerrigan and Lowdermilk’s Tales from the Bad Years. It was in UMD’s Tales from the Bad Years that I was given the opportunity to work side by side with the show’s creators; the nationally recognized and award-winning song-writing team of Kait Kerrigan and Brian Lowdermilk. That production and experience affirmed my decision to move to Minnesota and is one I will never forget.

 

What drew you to this show?

 

I was drawn to The Burnt Part Boys for the same reasons I was drawn to Tales from the Bad Years. I’m obsessed with newer works of musical theater; that is to say scores written within the last ten to fifteen years. The pop/country/folk-influenced score featured in The Burnt Part Boys is something I’ve been familiar with and have wanted to perform for over a year now. Miller and Tysen, the show’s composer and lyricist, are absolutely genius.

 

Anything you’d like our readers to know?

 

I am so grateful that Renegade Theater Company has chosen to produce this fantastic work, one that has received little attention since its conception. I’m also extremely grateful that they have allowed me my Renegade Theater debut in this role and stellar production. Jake is a young, hard working coal miner forced to raise his younger brother Pete after the death of his father in a mining accident leaves their family in ruin. At the age of 18, Jake feels much older and carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. I am thoroughly enjoying studying this character and can only hope that I do him some kind of justice in this production. There is so much to be learned from this and the other characters in this show. I can assure anyone that they will be doing themselves a huge disservice to miss out on this wonderful story told through some of the best music they’ll have heard in a long while.

Another Day, Another TV Station Scared of Vibrators

You know what’s challenging? Promoting a show when local television media won’t let you talk about it, or even say the title. That’s what keeps happening with our production of IN THE NEXT ROOM, OR THE VIBRATOR PLAY, opening this Thursday at 8pm. Here’s what Anika Thompson, the show’s director, thinks of this situation:

 

If it wasn’t so ludicrous, the fact that some of the Duluth media is scared of the word “vibrator” might be funny.

 

Surprisingly enough for Renegade Theater Company, though we have a reputation of taking on tough subject matter, In the Next Room, (or the Vibrator Play)is probably the first “issue” play we’ve attempted.  Its title does not do it justice.  It’s a gentle – some may even say romantic – drama, where the comedy is provided by the absurdity of truth it’s couched in.  It deals with the very real fact that until the 1950’s “hysteria” was considered an actual illness and was slapped on women for any number of reasons.  Very few people know this history.  Most medical professionals don’t even know that the vibrator was a medical invention created to ‘cure’ this malady and that the first company to sell one in their catalog for home use was Sears.

 

What was hysteria?  Well, even physicians of the time couldn’t classify it.  It was a catch-all for anything a woman may do that couldn’t be explained.  And no study went into whether there were other causes for these issues – it was just a hysterical woman.  For example:  You’re prone to faintness? Hysteria (never mind you’re laced into a corset to achieve a 14 inch waist). You feel great sadness and a weight that you just can’t shake? Hysteria (never mind you just had or lost a baby and most likely were suffering from what we now recognize as depression).

 

For patients diagnosed as hysterical, common treatments of rest, relaxation, even horseback riding were prescribed. Hysteria as “illness” went so far that if treatments didn’t work on whatever the malady was, some women were committed to institutions and – in the extreme – hysterectomies. But, if you were white and wealthy, you’d go to a specialist who would stimulate you as a medical procedure, which is the setting for In the Next Room.

 

In the Next Room, (or the Vibrator Play), yes, has vibrator in the title, but don’t underestimate it. This vibrator play is the instrument Sarah Ruhl uses to discuss the much greater, relevant topics of marriage, love, finding oneself and motherhood.  I’d like to say the historical elements of the play are anecdotal to a time. That the shame and discomfort connected with women expressing their needs and desires, both emotionally and sexually, have past.  But I can’t.

 

In the highly sexualized culture we live in, why do we still giggle or speak in hushed tones if we’re talking about the female orgasm, even when the male one is a punch line in any number of acceptable entertainment or conversation? When local media outlets refuse to publicize a show simply because it contains that one tiny insignificant word, and ignore the fact that it is about so much more than that, they are tying the corset of repression back in place. They’re establishing a culture that says these topics are dirty, insignificant and not worthy of being discussed.  Censorship like this shines a harsh light on the fact that the equality that women everywhere have fought so hard for has not yet been achieved.  It is exactly this type of repression In the Next Roombrings into the discussion. And that’s why this show is important and is appropriate subject matter for morning shows, art section of newspapers and general discussion and debate.

 

Too bad the local tv media doesn’t seem to agree.

 

If you find this upsetting, frustrating and annoying, you can bet we feel the same. And if you’re up for it, you can help us. How? By seeing this show. By telling your friends about this show. By urging them to see it, too.

 

Renegade has made a habit of pushing the boundaries when it comes to programming. We never thought we’d fight our biggest content battle to date over this sweet, funny and moving play that has performed at basically every major theater in the country (after a run on Broadway, of course), but that seems to be what’s happening. Wanna help us fight?

 

2014 Season Announcement

It’s that time of year again. Our eyes are bloodshot and our fingers are covered in paper-cuts, and we’ve finally finished narrowing down from dozens and dozens of plays to the 6 we love so much we had to make them part of our 2014 season! And now we’re ready to share our selections with you. We hope to see you at all of these shows in 2014. Shows that you’ll only find at Renegade Theater.

Read on …

 

 

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Is “Vibrator” A Bad Word?

RTC-ITNR-11x17-SocialRenegade Theater Company’s Northland-premiere production of Sarah Ruhl’s Tony nominated play, IN THE NEXT ROOM, OR THE VIBRATOR PLAY opens on Thursday, June 13th at 8pm. And it features a blueberry pancake singing The Battle Hymn of the Republic.

 

Hi.

 

Just checking to see if you were still reading. True, there’s no pancake, blueberry or otherwise. But, we’re really glad to see you were able to read further than the word “Vibrator.” Cause here’s the thing: Renegade has a reputation for tackling shows with tough subject matter, nudity and buckets of blood. But this sweet, romantic, funny and moving comedy about love and marriage has the potential to be our most controversial show yet, all because of that one word in the title.

 

In fact, a local television station refused to cover the show because of it. That’s a first for us. And a little odd, considering we’ve done shows where people smoke crack, have underage sex, and blow each other’s brains out and nobody has ever batted an eye. So why the fear of the “V” word? Here’s what Sarah Ruhl has to say about it (from an interview with Time Out):

 

“I feel like sexuality’s been flipped: In the past, they compartmentalized and were so repressed, but today pornography has taken over the language of our sex lives and made it so public that it actually splits our bodies off from our emotions. We have no privacy. Selling jeans is pornography, Sarah Palin’s pornography, everything’s pornographic, so what does that do to our intimate private lives?”

 

That’s a good question, and maybe that’s why people’s brains may shut down after seeing the title or hearing the play’s about the very true and very real medical practice of doctor’s using vibrators to stimulate women to orgasm in an effort to cure their hysteria. Because they assume it’s going to be infantile and overtly sexual. A blatant attempt to get people to spend money on a play by the enticement of sex. Because they are used to that tactic by now and have come to expect it. And isn’t that a new and very modern form of sexual compartmentalization and repression?

 

Don’t look at us. We don’t know. We were actually asking.

 

Here’s what we do know. This play is the furthest thing from exploitative or infantile. There’s a lot more going on here than some mild paroxysms (Look it up. Or read below. Or see the play. You pick!). Saying this play is only about vibrators is like saying Jurassic Park is only about a fat guy who got lost in his jeep.

 

So, if it’s not about vibrators, what IS it about, then? Well, it’s about love. And intimacy. And electricity.

 

It’s also about the relationships between men and women in 19th century. How little men cared for a woman’s happiness or pleasure. How much power and control men had over women’s minds, emotions and bodies. And how many of these issues still have relevance today. But Sarah Ruhl does it all with the light touch and deft comic hand that has earned her a MacArthur “Genius” grant and made her a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize.

 

And, woven through all these rich, funny and moving themes is a bit of real, true history. Here’s what the show’s director, the fabulous Anika Thompson (director of past Renegade productions like “Dead Man’s Cell Phone” and “Bug”) has to say about it:

 

“One of the most interesting things about In the Next Room or the Vibrator Play is that it dramatizes a little known part of medical history; where your health care provider stimulating you to orgasm (or paroxysms as they are referred to in the play) was considered a clinical treatment.  Any number of maladies, if labeled a symptom of hysteria, warranted this treatment.  And this wasn’t just a pocket in a time of quack science, but originated as far back as the Greeks and the idea of the “wandering womb.” Which, apparently, could cause everything from being too outspoken, independent, or sexually free to disorders like depression, post partum or otherwise, and true mental illness.  Added to all of that, is the humorous bit of trivia that the vibrator was not invented for sexual pleasure or specifically for women, but rather was created by physicians who found the task of manual stimulation too difficult to learn, too unpredictable in how long it might take to achieve, and too tiring for their poor wrist/hands if they treated too many women in a day!  Leaving it to Midwives to do often resulted in less pay, so amazingly enough, an instrument was invented that could replicate “the manual treatment” and the vibrator was born!”

 

On Thursday, June 13th, our production opens. We hope to see you there. Unless you’re a snickering high school freshman who just wants to giggle every time somebody says “vibrator.” You can stay home. Or come to the 10:30 Improv show. We’ll be more than happy to oblige then!

Bloody Bloody Auditions Coming Up!

We are one month away from auditions for the final show of Renegade Theater Company’s 2012 season, and this one is a doozy. “Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson” was nominated for a handful of Drama Desk, Outer Critics Circle and Tony Awards. But what’s it about? Well, imagine if the writing staff of The Daily Show wrote a rock musical about America’s first political maverick, Andrew Jackson. Doesn’t that sound like a kick-ass time? Yeah. It is. And YOU can be a part of it!

 

We are looking for comic actors who can sing a little rock and roll, and who can do a little dancing. Let’s make that even more clear. We are looking for ACTORS who can sing and dance, not dancers or singers who can act. No need to be intimidated by a bunch of fluffy ballet leaps or ear-shattering high notes in this show. We want bold, funny actors who can pull their own belting out some rough-and-tumble rock and roll while moving to the beat.

 

We need men and women of all ages and types, ALL ROLES ARE OPEN.

 

The show opens on Halloween and closes the week before Thanksgiving. It’s going to be a fast and fun rehearsal process and a hell of a way to close out our 2012 season. So come audition for us, won’t you? The audition details are below, along with a little sneak peek of what the show is like:

 

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson

Book by Alex Timbers
Music and Lyrics by Michael Friedman

Directed by Katy Helbacka

Music Direction by Adam Sippola
Choreography by Amber Burns
Conducted by Patrick Colvin

 

Come hear the true story of America’s first political maverick, but leave the textbooks and bring some black eyeliner. A.J. kicked British butt, shafted the Indians and smacked down the Spaniards all in the name of these United States – who cares if he didn’t have permission? An exhilarating and white-knuckled look at one of our nation’s founding rock stars, this hysterical musical recreates and reinvents the life of “Old Hickory,” from his humble beginnings on the Tennessee frontier to his days as Commander-in-Chief. It also asks the question; Is wanting to have a beer with someone reason enough to elect him? What if he’s really, really hot?

 

SEEKING MEN AND WOMEN OF ALL AGES FOR ALL ROLES

 

AUDITION INFORMATION

WHEN: Saturday, June 29, 11:00am-2:00pm
WHERE: Teatro Zuccone in Downtown Duluth
PREPARE: Please prepare a short, comic monologue and 32 bars of a contempoary pop/rock song. Pianist provided. Email Katy Helbacka to request a 5 minute audition slot.
CALLBACKS: Sunday, June 30th. Dance call at 1pm, music and scene work at 2pm
DOWNLOAD: Audtion Packet

 

Auditions For Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson

It’s audition time again, everybody. This time, it’s for the final show of our 2013 season. A show directed by Renegade’s Artistic Director, Katy Helbacka. And it also happens to be one of the most original musicals written in…well, ever actually.

 

posterBloody Bloody Andrew Jackson

Book by Alex Timbers
Music and Lyrics by Michael Friedman

Directed by Katy Helbacka

 

Come hear the true story of America’s first political maverick, but leave the textbooks and bring some black eyeliner. A.J. kicked British butt, shafted the Indians and smacked down the Spaniards all in the name of these United States – who cares if he didn’t have permission? An exhilarating and white-knuckled look at one of our nation’s founding rock stars, this hysterical musical recreates and reinvents the life of “Old Hickory,” from his humble beginnings on the Tennessee frontier to his days as Commander-in-Chief. It also asks the question; Is wanting to have a beer with someone reason enough to elect him? What if he’s really, really hot?

 

SEEKING MEN AND WOMEN OF ALL AGES FOR ALL ROLES

 

AUDITION INFORMATION

 

WHEN: Saturday, June 29, 11:00am-2:00pm
WHERE: Teatro Zuccone in Downtown Duluth
PREPARE: Please prepare a short, comic monologue and 32 bars of a contempoary pop/rock song. Pianist provided. Email Katy Helbacka to request a 5 minute audition slot.
CALLBACKS: Sunday, June 30th. Dance call at 1pm, music and scene work at 2pm
DOWNLOAD: Audition Packet

Meet The New Cast of Renegade Improv – Part Four!

This Saturday, April 13th, at 8pm Renegade Improv’s new players make their debut performance with some assistance from some of your favorite current players! And before you see just how talented and funny these new cast members are, we thought we’d give you a chance to meet them here on our blog. We’ll be posting pics and bios of a few new cast members every day this week, and then you’ll get the chance to see them on stage this Saturday at 8pm! And don’t forget, following the 8pm Improv show, stick around for the EXCLUSIVE WORLD-PREMIERE of the new web series, “Nobodies” created by and starring former members of Renegade Improv and Dink Tank, the Renegade sketch comedy team. Tickets just $5 and gets you admission to the 8pm Improv show and the web series world-premiere!

 

Now, read on and meet the talented up-starts who’ve come gunning for our spots in your Improv hearts!

 

 

Maria For BlogMaria “The Queen of Catan” DePesa 

 

Maria is an Austrian and American former professional bodybuilder, actor, producer, director, businessman, investor, and politician. DePesa served two terms as the 38th Governor of California from 2003 until 2011. Vote DePesa 2016.

 

Favorite Games: Maria loves next and beasties
Least Favorite Games: Maria hates 185
Do the points matter? Wait…we get points?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

baileyforblogBailey “Made For Walkin’” Boots 
Student by day and evil mastermind by night, Bailey has been slowly conquering the world for the past ten years. (Once Lithuania falls, the world is hers). After she gets the keys to the planet, Bailey plans on settling down and starting to work on her Bucket list. Some of the top items being: Discover the secret for immortality, or die trying. Travel with The Doctor. Invent bottled water, in a can. Do a voice over for a Disney movie and then go to every showing possible. And many many more.
But seriously folks, Improv is her jam and she is so excited to share her quirky sense of humor with anyone who will listen.

Favorite Games: Next, Blind Line, Party Quirks
Least Favorite Games: World’s Worst
Do the points matter? If they didn’t I wouldn’t be here.

 
 
 
 
 

bryanforblogBryan “Third Degree” Burns 

Ten things to know about Bryan.

1. As a child Bryan frequently stood much too close to the microwave while cooking Hot Pockets.
2. He IS the strongest man in the world.
3. He knows all 24 letters of the alphabet.
4. Cats are eerily attracted to him.
5. He has exactly 17.345 pounds of body hair at all times.
6. He can breathe underwater, but only one time, and only exhaling.
8. He is a champion roller skater, but won’t ever show you so don’t ask.
9. During a full moon he lactates.
10. He doesn’t believe in the number seven.

 

Favorite Games: Forward/Reverse, Next, Slide Show
Least favorite games: 185, Story, Doo Run Run
Do the points matter? Can I trade them for beer? If so then yes!

 
 

mattforblogMatt “Destroyer of Worlds” Smith
“Under my watchful eye the world will burn…with laughter” Matt went to college, in four years of isolation he was slowly driven mad.  He eventually escaped, having become a twisted version of his former self. Instead of returning to his people and the Zenith City, he sought tutelage from dark wizards across the land. With his demented will focused on one task, he quickly became a dangerous and powerful warlock in his own right. Now he seeks to end all conflict in Comedy by bringing all of the audience members to their knees, regardless of their affiliation. Renegade Improv is the perfect tool to help him meet his ends – for now.

Favorite Games: Forward Reverse, Chainsaw Death, and Ballet
Least Favorite Games: Those invented by that sissy Gandalf 
Do the Points Matter? When i rule the stage the points will bow to me!

Meet The New Cast of Renegade Improv – Part Three!

This Saturday, April 13th, at 8pm Renegade Improv’s new players make their debut performance with some assistance from some of your favorite current players! And before you see just how talented and funny these new cast members are, we thought we’d give you a chance to meet them here on our blog. We’ll be posting pics and bios of a few new cast members every day this week, and then you’ll get the chance to see them on stage this Saturday at 8pm! And don’t forget, following the 8pm Improv show, stick around for the EXCLUSIVE WORLD-PREMIERE of the new web series, “Nobodies” created by and starring former members of Renegade Improv and Dink Tank, the Renegade sketch comedy team. Tickets just $5 and gets you admission to the 8pm Improv show and the web series world-premiere!

 

Now, read on and meet the talented up-starts who’ve come gunning for our spots in your Improv hearts!

 

stephanie for blogStephanie “Franken” Stine

Stephanie studied in Hollywood where she siscovered the secret of life and created the intelligent but grotesque monster, Kristen Stewart, from whom she recoils in horror. Stephanie tried to keep her creation of the monster a secret, feeling increasingly guilty and ashamed that the monster can not show emotion or connect with other human beings. Shamed out of Hollywood; Stephanie came to the only place that would take her … Renegade improv.
Favorite Games: I forgot to answer this.
Least Favorite Games: I forgot to answer this, too.
Do the points matter? Crap! What is wrong with me?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kaio for blogKaio “Flyin’ Hawaiian” Kealoha

Kaio has been working undercover with Jack Bauer for the past twelve years. His work with, former CTU director, Jack Bauer came to an abrupt end when Bauer sacrificed himself so that Kaio’s cover would not be compromised. Unable to deal with the guilt of losing his greatest friend, Kaio swore he would never return to fieldwork again. Instead, he has chosen comedy. RIP Jack Bauer.
Favorite Games: Next, Slogans, Interrogation
Least Favorite Games: Back In My Day, Dating Game
Do the points matter? Only if they bring Jack Bauer back.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Amber for blogAmber ‘Feel The’ Burns

Amber is a young but effective vigilante, trained by her father from an early age to be a costumed superhero and assassin. She has been trained to take a bullet, fight hand-to-hand, fight with both blunt and bladed weapons, and she has been taught all about guns.The nature of Amber’s training has made her particularly brutal and remorseless in combat. She may be small but she’s not a force to be reckoned with.

Favorite Games: Playground Insults, Slideshow, & Ballet.
Least Favorite Games: Oscar Scene and 185
Do the points matter? Yes. Sometimes. Maybe. No.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jonathan for blogJonathan “Lord” Manchester

Jonathan Manchester has been on the run for several years now and moved to Duluth to keep a low profile. All of his travels are due to a game of Hide-&-Go-Seek never properly called off. You do not know him. You have not seen him. Please, take the time to speak his name out loud once now:  (Pause) Go ahead, it will feel good. (Pause) Thank you, now never say that again.

Favorite Games: Playground Insults, Blind Line, Beasties
Least Favorite Games: Hide-&-Go-Seek
Do the points matter? Not if I lose.

Meet the New Cast of Renegade Improv – Part Two!

This Saturday, April 13th, at 8pm Renegade Improv’s new players make their debut performance with some assistance from some of your favorite current players! And before you see just how talented and funny these new cast members are, we thought we’d give you a chance to meet them here on our blog. We’ll be posting pics and bios of a few new cast members every day this week, and then you’ll get the chance to see them on stage this Saturday at 8pm! And don’t forget, following the 8pm Improv show, stick around for the EXCLUSIVE WORLD-PREMIERE of the new web series, “Nobodies” created by and starring former members of Renegade Improv and Dink Tank, the Renegade sketch comedy team. Tickets just $5 and gets you admission to the 8pm Improv show and the web series world-premiere!

 

Now, read on and meet the talented up-starts who’ve come gunning for our spots in your Improv hearts!

danforblogDan “Dungeon Master” Marta
This is Dan’s long-awaited return from living solely in basements and fearing the light of day. He is incredibly excited to yell words at you and hope that you laugh. If you’re still reading this far into the bio, you probably actually know Dan. Sorry about that. Thanks for reading, nominate me for the Pulitzer and/or Nobel Prize.
Favorite Game: Oscar Speech
Least Favorite Game: Press Conference

Do the Points Matter?: You bet your sweet bippy they do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

kyleforblog
Kyle “It’s My Birthday Today, Aren’t I Fancy” Johannessen
Kyle Johannessen has played enough video games in his day to feel entirely confident in his ability to not only survive, but to repel a zombie invasion. Through the wonderful and imaginary worlds he has traveled, he has the sharp mind of a jedi knight, the acrobatic skills of an assassin, the weapons “know-how” that any Call of Duty Game instills, and the fabled will of a hero. Unfortunately, he fails to realize that these are all delusions. In his world he is supreme ruler, but denies this power in his hatred of the man.
Favorite Game: All of the games!
Least Favorite game: The games that I lose at. Hence, all of the games…
Do the Points matter?: Only on Tuesdays after nine.

Meet the New Cast of Renegade Improv – Part One!

This Saturday, April 13th, at 8pm Renegade Improv’s new players make their debut performance with some assistance from some of your favorite current players! And before you see just how talented and funny these new cast members are, we thought we’d give you a chance to meet them here on our blog. We’ll be posting pics and bios of a few new cast members every day this week, and then you’ll get the chance to see them on stage this Saturday at 8pm! And don’t forget, following the 8pm Improv show, stick around for the EXCLUSIVE WORLD-PREMIERE of the new web series, “Nobodies” created by and starring former members of Renegade Improv and Dink Tank, the Renegade sketch comedy team. Tickets just $5 and gets you admission to the 8pm Improv show and the web series world-premiere!

 

Now, read on and meet the talented up-starts who’ve come gunning for our spots in your Improv hearts!

 

maryforblogMARY “MIGGLES” HIGGINS:

Mary grew up on a small plot of land in rural Kentucky in 1867. Or maybe she didn’t. She was the only child begotten by a Bigfoot couple cleverly disguised as farmers. Or maybe she wasn’t. She was part of the last shuttle launch program by The Democratic Republic of Congo, that ended in tears and comfort eating. Eh? In an alternate universe, Mary currently works in Theatre and for The Moroccan-American ACCC. She holds a BFA in Theatre Performance,  a BA in International Studies, and an MPhil in Theatrical Theory and Criticism. Her favorite ice cream is Ben and Jerry’s Phish food, and she enjoys spending time with her Mastador, Balou.

Favorite Games: Classified

Least Favorite Games: Classified

Do the points matter? Redacted.

 

 

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ROBERT E. “DEAL WITH IT” LEE, JR.

Robert is a very serious and mature Grown Up! If you don’t believe that
then he thinks you’re a real doodoo head. He is also really smart and
interesting, so much so that when he talks people often fall asleep. Then
when they fall asleep they have intense dreams where their deepest desires and fantasies come to life and wrap around them sensuously like a warm, moist blanket until they digress into thumb sucking fetuses. But when they awake they find Robert with his arm around them and a knowing nod is all that is needed to complete the bond.

Favorite Games: Forward/reverse, interrogation

Least Favorite Games: Number of words

Do the points matter? duh.